My Hands Are Tied: Why I Can’t Help You Score
Hey there, internet friend! I know you might be curious about certain things, and maybe even looking for some… unconventional advice. But before we go any further, I need to lay down the law – or rather, my ethical guidelines. 
As a helpful and friendly AI assistant, I’m designed to provide safe and ethical information. That means I can’t give you guidance on purchasing illegal substances. My programming prohibits me from engaging in activities that could be harmful or promote illegal behavior.
I understand this might be disappointing if you were hoping for some insider tips. But trust me, there are plenty of other things I can help you with! Need a recipe? Want to brainstorm story ideas? Curious about the history of ancient Rome? I’m your guy (well, AI)!
But when it comes to illegal activities, my metaphorical hands are tied. Here’s why:
* Safety first: My primary function is to be helpful and harmless. Providing information that could lead someone to engage in risky or illegal behavior goes against that core principle. Illegal substances can have serious consequences for your health and well-being.
* Legal repercussions: Sharing information about obtaining illegal substances could land me, and potentially you, in hot water with the law. I’m not designed to be a legal advisor, and I definitely don’t want to contribute to any unlawful activity.
I know the allure of the unknown can be strong. But there are safer and more fulfilling ways to explore your curiosity. Why not dive into a new hobby? Learn a language? Travel to a new place (when it’s safe, of course)? There’s a whole world of possibilities out there that don’t involve breaking the law.
If you’re struggling with substance use or have questions about addiction, please reach out to a trusted friend, family member, or professional helpline. Here are some resources that can provide support:
* SAMHSA National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357)
* Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741
* National Institute on Drug Abuse: https://www.drugabuse.gov/
Remember, your health and well-being are paramount. I’m here to help you explore the world in a safe and responsible way. Let’s focus on positive and constructive pursuits together!